Another thought - shorten the Bible by saying it is too expensive to print all of it. The main message are the words of Jesus Christ. Then say the rest is online.
Just like shortening the magazines, you can shorten the Bible.
Then drop the mags, drop the Bible and just transmit your stuff. But make sure people have to log on to view.
Carry on like this and all you are left with is GB smiling next to Caleb and Sophia and you can not only identify who is watching but penalise them if they don't.